Back in the States, most of us head to the snowy regions of the country for recreational skiing and boarding activities. Here, they hit the sand dunes for sand boarding. With nothing else on the books on Thursday, the four of us decided to give that a try.
SPOILER: this post ends with crash clips.
Fortunately for us, it had rained the day before and the sand was tough in some areas. That's me being sarcastic. But for the most part, the dunes were pretty forgiving to our learning curve. By the third and fourth run, most of us were pretty stable on the board. Except Jeff. That boy was just not built to ride a board down a slope.
"Bend your knees, Jeff!" our instructor, Moses, would yell out. "Lean forward!"
As much as Jeff claimed to be doing both, our video evidence shows his knees stiff as a board while he leaned back. Meanwhile, the three of us learned to carve the dunes and make our way to some of the steeper slopes.
All was well until, I decided to aim for this ramp (more like a speed bump) that John built out of the sand. It was at the bottom of one of the steep slopes, but one that I had successfully ridden before. I waxed the board, strapped my legs in, and leaned forward to get myself going. I was about halfway down when I lost balance and face-planted moving forward. I remembered getting the wind knocked out of me and hitting my head as I tumbled.
Then I was in a white, windowless room. I was sitting at a square table holding a spoon with a bowl of milk and cereal in front of me. Fruit loops. I hate Fruit Loops. I scooped a spoonful and put it into my mouth. It was very crunchy and I chewed for a couple of seconds. I went for another spoonful. Then the top of the room turned blue like the walls were becoming transparent. The blue become brighter and brighter till I was no longer in a white room.
As I came to, the silhouette of one of the instructors became more defined with the sky in the background. I remember being very confused when I realized the instructor, Opi, was hurriedly unstrapping my board from my feet and asking me if I was ok.
Oh yeah, I'm sandboarding, I thought to myself.
Then I heard Jeff from the top of the dune:
"Hey Kavin, did you get knocked out?"
"…Yeah…I think I did."
"Awesome, man!"
He's a great guy.
Anyway, the day went on and we continued to do stupid things. Let me show you:
We felt everything the next day...
Pictures:
Waxing the boards...we had to do this after every ride
John getting ready to conquer a dune.
Going helmet-less...great idea.
-kav